A List of Things Almost Everyone Hates
May 5, 2014 Shenanigans 26 comments SGauthier15
There are some things that people like while some others hate. There are all different opinions out there on all different subjects. In my years of experience, I believe I have found some things that almost everyone hates or that I have never heard of anyone enjoying. Here it goes, Everyone hates…
-Mosquitos
-Long Lines at fairs And amusement parks
-Small portion sizes with school lunch
-School lunch (Minus breadsticks and cookies)
-Winter in the middle of April
-The sound of Styrofoam rubbing together
-Other people sneezing on their hand and shaking hands
-Other people sneezing in general
-When all the cheese falls off of pizza
-Bags of Chips really being bags of air
-The person that constantly clicks a pen
-Touching old gum on the bottom of a desk
-Commercials when watching television (Except during the Superbowl)
-Ads on Pandora and Youtube
-Not having any food in the kitchen
-Teachers saying “This WILL be on the test, you need to know it!” and it not being on the test
-Homework at 3 a.m.
-Any and all homework
-Hearing the same song on the radio over and over
-Radio edits of music
-When you’re waiting for your food at a restaurant and your waiter walks by with a tray of food and it’s not yours
-Sitting behind someone that’s taller than you
-Papercuts and…
-Long lists (especially ones that did not really accomplish anything)
26 Comments
I love this post because everyone can relate to at least one thing on this list. It is really funny while being serious at the same time, if that makes sense? The list seems like a very simple task, but I am sure it took you a very long time to come up with all of these things. The list form makes this article less like an assignment or essay to read, instead something that people enjoy reading. Nice job!
This post is great because it is so easy to relate to. Going through the list I was able to think and relate to each of the different situations which made it enjoyable to read. They are little things that you may not exactly notice, but once you look at the list it is easy to see that those are certain things you hate. Great piece, very enjoyable to read!
Oh, how this list has at least something that everyone will hate. It is a topic that is easily relatable to anyone and yet everyone. It didn’t seem like you had to force yourself to write it, like it came easy. Also I’m glad that it was so easy to read and that it wasn’t something that I would have to force myself to read, and then find my spot again because I lost place. It was well done, good job!
I love this, it is literally almost everything that everybody hate. Just a little FYI though, chip bags are filled with nitrogen, which makes up most of air so you’re technically right.
Absolutely love this piece! It was a quick, fun little read that’s so easy to understand and relate too. Everyone really does hate all of those things, and if they don’t hate hate them, they certainly don’t like them. It’s funny to think that people who are so different all can hate the same kinds of things. It’s cool how you came up with this list, and topic in general. Something probably no one would have ever thought to create. Good job! It’s a really nice piece, funny but serious at the same time.
There’s nothing better than reading a list of things I, and others, hate. It’s almost like the unwritten rules of being a normal person, as if you have to hate these things or else you are considered weird. But who knows, maybe someone gets a bit of enjoyment after touching old gum under desks, maybe someone enjoys shaking the hand of the recently sneezed. Let’s just keep those people in a corner, or maybe a box, and keep them away from us normal people.
Amazing piece! 🙂
I really like this piece. I can relate to at least 20 out of 24 of the things on this list. Mosquitos and small school lunches are the two things I can relate to the most in this piece. THEY DRIVE ME CRAZY!
I love this! I can relate to a lot of what is on this list. I am sure there are a lot more things people can relate too, but you hit the big ones
I love this list because it is so true. I’m sure that everyone can agree that at least half of these things are widely hated. This is a cool and unique way to post, I like the creativity that went in to making this. Your post is both funny and serious at the same time, great job!
I also enjoyed this piece, I agree with most of them. The People sneezing, that one gets to me. I hate it when people like that so loud. But I am one to talk. The ads on youtube get to me when I am working on homework late at night. Im like, I don’t care about the crap that your trying to sell I need to focus and your keeping me off task. As for the songs on the radio, it comes to happy and I change my radio station.
Just like everyone above me, I really enjoyed this piece, I could relate to almost everyone of them. It’s simplicity has ton’s of humor. It wasn’t hard to read and each of the different things made me want to keep reading.
Like everyone has shared I love this list! I could relate, again like everyone else! It’s funny to think that really the list could have kept going. As I read I started to think there has to be a list created somewhere of things people generally like! Honestly this list kind of made my day!
Thank you guys so much for all the positive comments! 🙂 I wasn’t sure how relatable this piece would be but I love hearing what you guys like about it! 🙂
I really love this list. Everyone has different things they hate, but this list hit it spot on for me. I can relate to a lot of things! Great piece! 🙂
I really enjoyed the structure of this piece because the list format is very easy to read and understand. It is also very relatable because as the title states “almost everyone hates” these things! A very clever and interesting piece, I laughed the whole time! Good job! (:
You did a really good job on this piece! I loved the humor you used and how I related to nearly every single thing on the list! I also really enjoy how you organized the list! For example when you would list, “-Small portion sizes with school lunch” and then you would write,” -School lunch (Minus breadsticks and cookies)” I think it was very well done, and almost scary because of just how relatable it was!
I thought this was a very great piece ! It’s a fast, fun, and easy thing too read for anybody! Its also very funny and relatable ! I agree with everything that you put on the list as things that almost everyone hates ! Its very simple and straight forward and that’s what I really love about this ! Great job !
I love this post ! I really can relate to all of these things. I have been in a situation involving each of things at one point in time. It’s a simple piece, but it really proves its point. Great job !
This post is awesome. Everyone does relate to something on here. As I read the list I kept thinking how I relate to them and most of them I related to.
I am 100% with everything on this list. just about everything I don’t like is on the list. I can relate to all of them. This is a really good topic to discuss.
Really awesome post.Everything on your list I completely agree with and it was a lot of fun to read.
This just shows that no matter how different the people are, that there are just certain things in life that everyone’s gonna hate, and agree on. Weird to see everyone agree, when usually everyone’s always fighting over their differen’t opinions! Good piece.
I loved this! It was fun reading it, and its things that people don’t really share of what they hate either. Everything that was listened I could instantly relate too. This was really creative to write, and very true for so many people.
I’d have to say this is probably the most accurate peice that I’ve read I can definitley say just about everything on that list i hate. It was pretty amusing and I loved it.
Now that I am like the 80th person to say how good this piece is it is not going to mean much so I have to be over the top.
OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS!!! HOW IS IT THAT YOU CAN WRITE THE WAY YOU DO?!?! YOU ARE MY DAUGHTER!!
On a more serious note, however, this really was awesome. I found myself breathing a little extra air out of my nose or mumbling true under my breath with each one I read. I would almost like to have more upon the list, making the long list comment even more funny because of how long the list would actually be. Great job though!
THIS IS SOOOO ACCURATE!!! I have never met someone who has ever had anything but hatred for these things. This is actual gold and everyone should absolutley read this. Here I am 5 years later and I am reading it and loving it!!!